Monday, January 3, 2011

Holy Jesus of Nazareth. Fuck A Myspace

Greetings friends, old and new. Welcome to the brand new and completely official online presence for the Winnipeg, Manitoba-based band PUTRESCENCE. We are a five piece deathgrind band that has been haunting the living since the spring of 2003.

Recently as a result of some fundamentally idiotic decisions by the soon to be unemployed idiots at Rupert Murdoch's failed aquisition known as Myspace, the time has come to release ourselves from the hordes of brain dead dullards that are now free to shamble across the site like drooling idiots. It's officially too painful to call Myspace home. Things had been bad, but then they got really bad just over six weeks ago. The interface is now simply too horrible to look at. And that goddamn picture of the Black Eyed Peas...what the fuck...shoot me in the face, please.

We come here in the hopes of being able to have more control over what happens when we log onto our own site. Here we hope to return to the care-free days of better times when there were more controls available that might keep spamming assholes at bay.

This is but a test entry. The plan is to slowly add content to the extent that is possible so that you, our beloved guest, may obtain the information that you seek from us, whether it be a l'il ditty to tap your feet to, or the location of an obscure band factoid that will help you win that bet that you wagered against your step-mother.

Perhaps like us, you are not fond of change. up until recently, we had a very nice site designed for us by a good friend. Now, like so many other sites at myspace, the interface changed and wrecked it. The promise of a clean, minimal design here is exciting and we are concerned about losing parts of our own history. Interviews we did. Photos that were taken. As un-thrilled with change as we are, we do look forward to adding all the important details (favorite colours, future goals, dink sizes etc) to make this a nice place to visit for shitsucking deathgrind fuckholes for Satan.

Thanks a lot for stopping by our new joint. We appreciate it and hope you come back soon..

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