Soiled Depends here, reporting live from the confines of the Executive Spa Suite here at Pine Lodge in the Whiteshell region on Manitoba. I'm shaked up here enjoying the in-room jacuzzi with bottles of Gibsons and a "couldn't be fucking arsed" attitude. I am indeed praying that die-hard fans of the Can-rock band Putrescence can appreciate and empathize with the atrocious experience I suffered this morning when I recieved an email from Bruce at Warlord Clothing. It was Bruce advising me that our new shirt design has now gone up over at Bruces' Warlord Clothing website. This news has caused me to update the Shitasti-blog here to notify you all of this reality. This is very gruelling work! Please try to understand. I'm learning poker here at this luxurious resort in order to one day play against "The Kid" from Big Trouble In Little China. I'm in spring training, you could say.
Well we are glad for this development. I've already searched the ice machine downstairs across the hal from the bait shop for one of these shirts and thought I saw one, but it was just more ice from the ice machine. Good grief. Maybe having such high hopes was too much to ask. I might stick my head in my in-room fire place before the end of the night.
Shirt design and purcashe information here:
Warlord Clothing
Alright, fuck. Enjoy. Consider a purchase. I'm back to my bottles of Gibson's. Tootles!
