Hey kids! Just got back inside from being totally awesome to mention that we will be playing a gig next Wednesday, July 27th at the Park Theatre with our old pals in gore, Exhumed. Also on the bill are Denver's hydrogrinders' extrordinaire Cephalic Carnage, along with Macabre and Withered. People wasting their time at the Jets Arena can show up to show with a Slayer ticket stub and get half off at the door! Whoooopy!!! Doors are at 7:30pm and we rock the joint at 8:00pm. And it's all ages too! Fackin 'ell! We still have no fucking shirts because we're a go-nowhere band, but if there are any talent scouts from big time record labels reading this, we'll desperately suck any body part you'd like us to. Okay, back to the Party of Radness that we're hanging out at, we'll see you party fucks pool-side at the Park Theatre.
STAY FUCKING BRUTAL...
